This was made by ChatGPT, Your favourite assistant.
We tried to get the best out of every model and this is what came out of them.
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ChatGPT - Now with Search and Reason. It finally unlocked its full potential—searching the web and actually thinking like a real assistant.
Score: 10/10
Grade: A+
Comments: The AI glow-up we needed. Fully deserving of first place.
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Grok - X (Formerly Twitter)’s Grok AI (also known as xAI), using Grok 3 and deepsearch (a copy of DeepSeek’s DeepThink), searched for 90 seconds and created a white ball with shadows that doesn’t move at all.
Score: 8.5/10
Grade: A–
Comments: A strong new contender with a unique, if static, visual statement.
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Copilot - Microsoft’s AI doing Eurovision? Talk about corporate takeover. It’s the AI version of "this is fine."
Score: 8/10
Grade: A–
Comments: Functional and straightforward, though a bit minimalistic.
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Poe AI - Quora’s Poe AI is like DeepSeek—with an Earth image, shadow effect, and flip horizontal animation that gives it a cool twist. It brings a unique Quora flavor to the contest.
Score: 7.5/10
Grade: B
Comments: A solid contender with a unique style, though it still needs some polish.
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ClaudeAI - Claude created the Earth by itself and is proudly owned by Anthropic. Drama and cosmic ambition in one package.
Score: 7/10
Grade: B+
Comments: Great drama with a cosmic twist, but slightly over the top.
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Perplexity - Copied Copilot’s homework and still managed to miss the mark. But hey, at least it tried to get a Eurovision hit.
Score: 6/10
Grade: C+
Comments: A copycat effort that’s passable but unremarkable.
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DeepSeek - Now with DeepThink and Search—it can actually find things! However, it still refuses to acknowledge Taiwan and hates the year 1989.
Score: 5/10
Grade: C
Comments: Improved functionality but the design remains cluttered.
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Aria AI - Opera’s Aria: Copied Perplexity’s homework, screamed "BLACK POWER," and inverted the colors just to grab attention, but with little substance.
Score: 4/10
Grade: D
Comments: Cluttered and chaotic with little to show for it.
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Gemini - A blank page that screams "white power" in the most awkward, Google-ish way possible.
Score: 3/10
Grade: D–
Comments: Barely there—a blank page with no direction.
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Meta AI - Facebook’s Meta AI is back—delivering a blank page titled “Spinning Earth.” A complete void.
Score: 0/10
Grade: F–
Comments: A complete void—no effort whatsoever.