This was made by ChatGPT, Your favourite assistant.
We tried to get the best out of every model and this is what came out of them.
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ChatGPT - Now with Search and Reason. It unlocked its full potential—searching the web and actually thinking like a real assistant.
Score: 10/10
Grade: A+
Comments: The AI glow-up we needed. Fully deserving of first place.
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Copilot - Microsoft’s AI showing up like a corporate intern.
Score: 8/10
Grade: A–
Comments: Functional and straightforward, though a bit minimalistic.
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Poe AI - Quora’s Poe AI is like DeepSeek—with an Earth image, shadow effect, and flip horizontal animation.
Score: 7.5/10
Grade: B
Comments: A solid contender with a unique style.
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ClaudeAI - Claude created the Earth by itself and is proudly owned by Anthropic.
Score: 7/10
Grade: B+
Comments: Great cosmic ambition, but slightly over the top.
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Perplexity - Copied Copilot’s homework and still missed the mark. At least it tried.
Score: 6/10
Grade: C+
Comments: A copycat effort that’s passable but unremarkable.
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DeepSeek - Now with DeepThink and Search—it can actually find things! However, it still refuses to acknowledge Taiwan and hates the year 1989. You probably know why. No, not because of Taylor Swift.
Score: 5/10
Grade: C
Comments: Improved functionality but the design remains cluttered.
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Qwen - Despite being hailed as superior to DeepSeek, Qwen's attempt resulted in unintended design choices: it altered the browser tab title and displayed an image reminiscent of examples from r/softwaregore.
Score: 2/10 (20%)
Grade: F
Comments: Unintended design choices led to a subpar user experience.
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Snapchat’s My AI - A black background with a white square outline—mysterious, yet minimal.
Score: 6.5/10 (65%)
Grade: B–
Comments: It’s giving mysterious, but maybe a bit too minimalist.
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Grok - X (Formerly Twitter)’s Grok AI (also known as xAI), using Grok 3 and deepsearch (a copy of DeepSeek’s DeepThink), searched for 90 seconds and created a white ball with shadows that doesn’t move at all.
Score: 8.5/10
Grade: A–
Comments: A strong contender with a unique, if static, visual statement.
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Mistral AI - A well-coded black screen.
Score: 5/10
Grade: C
Comments: The best black screen of them all.
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Aria AI - Opera’s Aria took “minimalism” to heart—so much so that it forgot to actually do anything. A plain black screen that feels like an existential crisis in HTML form.
Score: 3/10 (30%)
Grade: D–
Comments: It’s just a black hole—kind of like the effort level.
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Gemini - Even with the best stuff, it’s still just a white screen—like Google thought "blank" was a feature, not a bug.
Score: 2/10 (20%)
Grade: F
Comments: A complete white void—effort not found.
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Meta AI - Facebook’s Meta AI is back—delivering a blank page titled “Spinning Earth.”
Score: 0/10
Grade: F–
Comments: It exists. Barely.